sansaofhousestark:

imagine steve comes out as bisexual and it’s a big deal but then tony’s like wtf i’m bi TOO guys honestly how did you not realise pepper kicked so many dudes out in the morning

and bruce is just like ‘yeah, i’m queer too i guess’ and natasha’s just like ‘pansexual panromantic’ and clint’s like ‘i wouldn’t kick mick jagger out of my bed’

and thor’s a bit confused because attraction based on gender doesn’t make any sense?? that’s not how it’s done in asgard for all beings are beautiful in their own way and thor has Quite the history with beings of any gender really

nick fury is just kinda like ‘yeah pierce and i had History’ and maria’s like damn guys i thought you knew i was gay and sam high fives her like ‘same!!’ and bucky just quietly says ‘yeah me too’

all of the avengers & co are just super queer. how did the mass media miss this.