myadamantiumheart:

steve and bucky embracing the ‘old man’ jokes as a new form of talking shit

steve roundhouse kicks someone in the face, “oh jiminy, my hip” in a ridiculous old person voice

bucky punches someone in the face, yells “get off my lawn”

steve yelling “where’s my metamucil and my word jumbles” in the mornings

bucky asking the guy at the movie theater if he can get a senior citizen discount because he’s like 96 goddamn years old and he’s “not getting any younger here waiting for you to shut your jaw, young man”

calling villains ‘young whippersnappers’ and shaking their heads talking about how they had to ‘walk uphill both ways in a blizzard to the battles with villains back in our day’ 

bucky smirking and offering to go get steve’s cane for him when he goes to leave the table, steve offering to go get bucky more depends from the drugstore and leaving a walker at the foot of the bed

that one time bucky got tony to help him replace all of steve’s shoes with orthopedic trainers and then it turns out steve actually liked them because they were really comfortable