the keystroke logs of the private computers of the senior officers aboard the uss enterprise ncc-1701

spicyshimmy:

MONTGOMERY SCOTT

  • montgomery scott awesome
  • montgomery scott in trouble
  • montgomery scott hero
  • montgomery scott handsome
  • montgomery scott beagle
  • how to impress really smart attractive linguist out of my league

HIKARU SULU

  • plant care
  • rare plants where to find them
  • is this plant poisonous?
  • what to do when plant is poisonous
  • fencing foil care
  • will external inertial dampers become obsolete and when

PAVEL A. CHEKOV

  • red shirt mortality rate
  • crash course science officer training
  • reprogram ship computer for dialect recognition
  • baby face elimination exercises

NYOTA UHURA

  • vocal exercises
  • best acoustics on constitution class vessel?
  • is it even possible to throw party enjoyed by vulcans and humans

SPOCK

  • emotions
  • how not to have emotions
  • jim kirk
  • james t kirk
  • james tiberius kirk
  • ship’s doctor unstable

JAMES T. KIRK

  • sleep aids
  • how to counsel crew through hard times
  • help i don’t like salad
  • are diets evil
  • will diets kill you
  • how to make it look like you’re eating salad when you’re eating hamburger

LEONARD H. MCCOY

  • resignation form starfleet
  • resignation form medical officer starfleet
  • resigning from active duty how
  • I AM GOING TO RESIGN
  • how the hell do i talk to a green-blooded vulcan who won’t listen to common sense
  • why the hell can’t i find answers to these important questions
  • can you make mint juleps with romulan ale
  • WHY IS JIM KIRK THE WAY HE IS
  • why does ‘WHY IS JIM KIRK THE WAY HE IS’ have so many results
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